rachel cheng
im all about personality and sex appeal, love me or hate me, i'll still love myself! i dance! i wash my hair minimum twice a day. i smoke. i make out with guys.. and girls. i drink beer in the morning. i don't like school. i think i'm pretty hopeless. i'm in love with talking to stuff toys and replying myself. i love attention. im outrageously vainpot. i have a tummy, around 0.5 inch thick, when i sit down.
playmates
if you're wondering..
my whole bloody aim to revamp this blog because i realized i do have readers. but they say my blog is bitchy. i dont think so LOR. haha. why is it bitchy. whatever la. since you all like it then i should continue to be bitchy. but i really dont think its bitchy. hahahhahaahha *roll eyes**
desires
money and money and money , beautiful hair , hot body , cute face , a date with tila tequila , yes not forgetting to be the sexiest dancer on earth. haha. oh i want to meet tony leung too. i think he's so charming. imagine tony leung wearing the army uniform *screams* yes, im not ashamed to announce my sexual fantasy consist of the guy dressed in the army uniform and cuddling me across the table top, pushing all the magazines down on the floor, its just , smoking hot.
the sweetest msg
i love the way you always laugh at everything and anything! even when i dont do anything funny.lol. i love to watch you dance coz to me you have this glow about you when you dance. heh. i love the way you cuddle up to me like a little girl and just want to lie on me..just makes me feel so loved! and the way you whisper those 3 magical words in my ear.. heart melt ar baby. hee. aiya i just love rachel cheng la. (: thanks, you've the nicest person ive ever belonged to.
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HI HOMIES
it was my 19 BIRTHDAY!!! last weeek. and i dont really want to turn 20. so ugly with the 2 in front. anyhoodles. been really busy with school work and dance. and my whole crazy routine is going to start next weeek already. honestly speaking. im damn afraid i cant cope. i have not been in school for like a year leh! shitzxzxzxzxzx.anyways. THANKS EVERY LITTLE BEING WHO REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY AND I TOTALLY ENJOYED MINDS CAFE. PLEASE! WE SHOULD GO THERE MOREEEEEE. AND MOREEEEEE. I LOVE 761. NO MATTER WHAT. YAYE. 5 YEARS 7 OF US. 6 HEADS AND 1 BIG HEAD. YAY YAY YAY.
on the other hand, i still have celebrations with JAN AND SIOK! and of course RACHEL KWAN ALYCIA and GENEVIEVE. i received a good deal of presents this year. HAHA!
and yes. ive officially shed 6/7kgs, the total number of weight lost altogether in like. 3 months. i hope i will lose more when i start dancing. (:
today is MONDAY! and sch was good. many many assignments. i can feel the stress already ):
BUT TMR IM GOING TO PERM MY HAIR WITH JAN! say goodbye to my long silky straight hair that many girls envy! im going to have PUBIC hair tmr onwards. FUCK!
ohya. i hate the NYP ambassadorial team girls la. walao damn bitchy can. i shall blog about it soooon.
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HELLLO. im damn lazy to find a picture lor. so this post has no peekture ok! pls dont scolddd me. alot of things happppen. but im so lazy to blog out these days. but since jannny ask me to update i shall do it. im getting very lame. because i have no energy to blog. HAHA.
FIRST, my first weekend after school started was to WORK! (such a loser) and i received two FUCKING complains in 2 fucking days during my work at cartel.
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complain ONE.
indian who wore SHADES and TURBAN with some sport bag(GAY i dont care): he ask me why the table so dirty and where is the menu!
i immediately shot him the WHAT THE FUCK face because i just cleared the table and out of soooo many empty table you chose the dirty one. you're such an ass lor. i think thats why you are an indian with such horrible smell and hair. fuck your cheebye la. i bet it stinks also. anyway.
i was damn RUDE also, because he talked to me in the super arrogant tone. so i just said. the menu is on the table, you can take the order yourself and i clean up for you later. then i laugh directly at his gay face, shook my head and walk away! fuck lor. my service damn bad right. he still sit down and continue to browse the menu. if its me.. i will just walk away since the service crew is so blooody rude lor~ * no brains
then he complain to my manager already. i dont care still. my manager did not scold me lor. HAHA maybe im pretty! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA joking!!!! i think he's the one being damn rude thats why. took bad INDIE!
complain TWO
it was a sat night. fucking busy. but i really did handle my section and service well. just that! this fucking MAN(china) from another section happen to ask me about the FREE BREAD!
china man with white skin and maybe non-existent penis: WHERE IS THE BREAD!( in the heavily accented english. trying to be ANGMOH) Ive been waiting for the bread till my food is cold~ its so long!
me: (i think you guys gonna be damn shocked) THEN? ( ya.. all i replied him was a then?)
chinaman: he gave me the shocked look
me: you can eat your food first what.
chinaman: gave the OHMYGOD face with his hands in the air
me: took away the empty bread basket to refill, not forgetting to let out a big fart of laughter.
so the chinaman complained la. ok, complain nvm. but he actually put words in my sweet mouth. he told me manager! ; he asked BREAD from me 5/6 times. (fuck your son la! i only saw you once. or maybe you dont know how to count) then he retorted i said: SO WHAT?! ( i said THEN not SO WHAT! didnt your english teacher teach you that my boy?) then he said i was very rude to him( ya. its true. because he is fucking cheapskate) but after he reported everything TRUTHFULLY! my manager still didnt scold me! HAHA! i told you i was cute!
but still. im damn FED UP! so i went up to the customer.
me: hello! pls dont put words in my mouth! i saw and spoke to you once only.
me: and i didnt say so what. dont accuse me. thank you.
he totally kept silent. GOOD FOR HIM. he is better with his mouth shut.
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ok! on a lighter note. im starting to love my course and school and my classmates!
met a new girl KAREN! she's really nice and we can really get along. i feel good with her. and my classmates dont seem so bad after all. nice people. (maybe its because im just too bitchy) HAHA! anyhoodles, im going to love this course!
AND i want to get a new CAMERA! pink preferred!
and ALOT ALOT OF HIGH CUT DOPE SHOES!
and i misss all my friends terribly! now im packed with school and dance! but i really want to stay in touch with everyone of you guys! LOVE! MUAH!!!!!
you should know who you are lah! i dont need list out!
next weeeek will be the sex!!!!
perm hair with JANNY
xuehui HIPHOP
foreign bodies AUDITIONS!
Sat night out with MCS GIRLS!
and tmr will be SEXY TOO!
thanks babe for celebrating my birthday in advance for me! yay. im going to get new shoes on my birthday!!!
FIRST, my first weekend after school started was to WORK! (such a loser) and i received two FUCKING complains in 2 fucking days during my work at cartel.
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complain ONE.
indian who wore SHADES and TURBAN with some sport bag(GAY i dont care): he ask me why the table so dirty and where is the menu!
i immediately shot him the WHAT THE FUCK face because i just cleared the table and out of soooo many empty table you chose the dirty one. you're such an ass lor. i think thats why you are an indian with such horrible smell and hair. fuck your cheebye la. i bet it stinks also. anyway.
i was damn RUDE also, because he talked to me in the super arrogant tone. so i just said. the menu is on the table, you can take the order yourself and i clean up for you later. then i laugh directly at his gay face, shook my head and walk away! fuck lor. my service damn bad right. he still sit down and continue to browse the menu. if its me.. i will just walk away since the service crew is so blooody rude lor~ * no brains
then he complain to my manager already. i dont care still. my manager did not scold me lor. HAHA maybe im pretty! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA joking!!!! i think he's the one being damn rude thats why. took bad INDIE!
complain TWO
it was a sat night. fucking busy. but i really did handle my section and service well. just that! this fucking MAN(china) from another section happen to ask me about the FREE BREAD!
china man with white skin and maybe non-existent penis: WHERE IS THE BREAD!( in the heavily accented english. trying to be ANGMOH) Ive been waiting for the bread till my food is cold~ its so long!
me: (i think you guys gonna be damn shocked) THEN? ( ya.. all i replied him was a then?)
chinaman: he gave me the shocked look
me: you can eat your food first what.
chinaman: gave the OHMYGOD face with his hands in the air
me: took away the empty bread basket to refill, not forgetting to let out a big fart of laughter.
so the chinaman complained la. ok, complain nvm. but he actually put words in my sweet mouth. he told me manager! ; he asked BREAD from me 5/6 times. (fuck your son la! i only saw you once. or maybe you dont know how to count) then he retorted i said: SO WHAT?! ( i said THEN not SO WHAT! didnt your english teacher teach you that my boy?) then he said i was very rude to him( ya. its true. because he is fucking cheapskate) but after he reported everything TRUTHFULLY! my manager still didnt scold me! HAHA! i told you i was cute!
but still. im damn FED UP! so i went up to the customer.
me: hello! pls dont put words in my mouth! i saw and spoke to you once only.
me: and i didnt say so what. dont accuse me. thank you.
he totally kept silent. GOOD FOR HIM. he is better with his mouth shut.
end.
ok! on a lighter note. im starting to love my course and school and my classmates!
met a new girl KAREN! she's really nice and we can really get along. i feel good with her. and my classmates dont seem so bad after all. nice people. (maybe its because im just too bitchy) HAHA! anyhoodles, im going to love this course!
AND i want to get a new CAMERA! pink preferred!
and ALOT ALOT OF HIGH CUT DOPE SHOES!
and i misss all my friends terribly! now im packed with school and dance! but i really want to stay in touch with everyone of you guys! LOVE! MUAH!!!!!
you should know who you are lah! i dont need list out!
next weeeek will be the sex!!!!
perm hair with JANNY
xuehui HIPHOP
foreign bodies AUDITIONS!
Sat night out with MCS GIRLS!
and tmr will be SEXY TOO!
thanks babe for celebrating my birthday in advance for me! yay. im going to get new shoes on my birthday!!!
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HEEEELLLLLOs.you all should support xiaxue. she is damn cute and hilarious and i love her and kaykay.
ok. i know you all cant wait for me to bitch. you all secretly love to hear me bitch lor. fuck you! HAHA! but nvm, i think i like to bitch also. so lets get it started~~~~~~
yah. you all should know ive been posted to NYP right! so i attended this CLUB CRAWL CCA DRIVE THING. then got all the performing art groups showcasing.
I SWEAR! damn ugly la the girl. she is damn short and fat. indian. no no, her build or race isnt the main point. but she fucking think she is damn fucking chio. and she prostituted herself as the main character in the play where both guys were fighting over her. i mean. WTF. the cca is call STAGEARTS btw, i think they should find a better female lead lor. that girl is seriously ugly ok. even the dragon boat guys behind me were laughing their ass off already. joke of the day la that indie girl.
you know what. i shd buy a camera sooon. i think you guys will really love to see the faces of those people.
and you see the oriental loooking woman up there??!?! picture. got this ballroom dance girl loook exactly like her ok. and her teeeths damn crrrooooked. and her face damn near the guys face when dancing. i think the guy wanted to puke. yucks. i think my face was croooked throughout the whole dance also. HAHA. you must be thinking im damn mean. ya. i am. and im not exactly chio also. but that girl is just really not chio haha. i think after i post this entry i will become uglier.
but i already type. so forget it la. tmr i will buy tissues from the blind/disabled aunty. maybe God will treat it as my sign of repentance. HAHA. la.
and i really dont like my project group mates. but still. i have to do it la. i know jan will probably scream at me. but i really dont like to work with people i cant connect with. its damn sickening you know. and everyone so young theree. i feeel like dropping out of school already.
but FUCK.
cannnot lor.
you all must be thinking im crazy. but im going to sign up for another slimming centre to slim my arms. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
such a vainpot.
i miss chelsea chang talks at night. and i miss sinee and yingqiu. and i miss jan's lame and funny life. and the interesting SX. i really miss the nanhua peeps and nanhua days. hai......
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HAHAHAHA.
im feeeling, no. im having a kinda, mixed sensation inside me. as you guys felt it. there was this irregular storm. and i think the world is gonnnna enddd soooooon. omg. just hope GOD let me die with someone i love. family friends loved ones. dont let me die in NYP with my class can already. HAHA!
howeverrrrr. im not going to get all paranoid and upset lah! wahlao! i still laughing away at my friends lor. its really damn hilarious I SWEAR!
i was talking to SX and JAN on msn! then suddenly everyone went. DID YOU FELT THAT GUST OF WIND!!? and SX said all her tupperwares were blown off the shelves and plastic bags flying around.. but my poor baby SX just had back operation so she couldnt pick them up. this is just the intro! the climax came when my dearest JANNY SUM came into the convo like that!
"WHO IS WORSE?"
: ) hello, i am jan. says:
my house all the flowerpods broken. AND AND AND. she ended off with.
: ) hello, i am jan. says:
and i dont know how to safe them
SX says:
LOL
: ) hello, i am jan. says:
still got one is roses la.
its damn HILARIOUS I SWEAR OK! me laughing like mad woman with tears streaming down.
suddenly SX came in and said her dad told her he was almost blown away while coming home. which added on to my laughing gas. her dad told her it was serious. omg. and we went on about how much sand is there in the house and all. its damn funny. and jan said like she dont know where to step around in the house. HAHAHAHAHAH
so lame right, i know. but you all still read. HAHAHAHHA
and chelsea said her dog was frightened. AHHAHAHAH poor thing. then she even placed an umbrella on the dog's enclosure to block the wind. how sweet right. but you imagine chelsea doing that. like gay lor. GAY TTM!!!!
@*#(@*#)(@*#)(@)( LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL
i bet tmr papers sure got news/headlines whatever. and my media teacher surely come and talk talk talk talk.
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HI IM BACK.
okok. i'll try to let this blog survive okay.
its my second day at schooooool.
fuck la.
i dont know if my classmates will see this next time not. but im still going to say.
they damn kok leh. or maybe because im older. by 2 years. idk!??!?!?!
but they are damn kuku lor. and they dont really dress up one. but i still have to stick with them for 3 years.
eh. and i think im becoming very fake because i smile talk socialise with them JUST JUST JUST because next time i must get into a good project group.
see. im so evil. but this is the way to survive.
and i will start to speak and read more english. become ANGMOH. because my course is so competitive. @*(@)#@@#()@()@#()
anyway, i miss nanhua people ):
and chelsea chang is so nice to talk to. just like how i use to laugh at her nonsense last time. still laughing at it now. AHHA hi chisu! mdm surin!!!
bitching officially starts tmr! stay tuneeee.
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OKAY. I WANT A LV AFTER ALL.
haha. thanks too all the lovable people out there. i received 2 CITIGEMS! ONE SK! and cards for xmas. okay., i never wanted to celebrate xmas in the first place. but im really thankful for all the gifts. esp. AMBER CHONG. oh and chelk, my bestgirl for 8years. ah. 5th jan!!!
and i want to thank baby kwek for all the wonderful rings and gifts. i think you've spent a bomb on me! but i really cherish all the pretty diamonds!
i think im over spending. seriously seriously. but i dont care. i want LV. and i want to go to taiwan before sch starts.
and ive totally no time for my friends at all. COW
i neeeeeed more timeeee.
and ive pay rise 2009 onwards!! more moolah. i like!
AND CNY MEANS ANG BAO MONEY also come in.
*one step closer to LV*
lord i pray i can spend less than 50 bucks a day. in jesus name, amen.
oh yes JAN SUM, birthday celebration for you?
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okay im back! ive updated! been really busy and emotionally crazy from many many things. and im really addicted to smoking recently. its good its good when everything comes crashing down. argh. i feel like a cow. ive told lies to pacify myself and everyone. and it doesnt feel anything near good. i get tired of life and pray everyday would just end by letting something hit the earth. fuck.
money is so far so good. but i dont think im getting a LV anymore. because its seriously waste of money. and im only 18. who the hell will think my LV is real. and im real fat. worse right. dont even fit that LV. fuck la. stick to agnes b. cow cow cow.
and to all my lovely friends out there. im so sorry but im really busy. working. i only have one or no off day a week and i dont wish to spend it outside playing. because im really tired to entertain whatever shit. be it good shit or bad shit. i slept for 10 hours the other day... and i felt good. but everything came to an end when i realized i need to work 8 days straight again. i'll try to make time for gatherings and parties i hope. but i just realized xmas countdown and NewYear countdown would be futile for me because im starting work at 730am the next morning??!?! ok. wtf i know. sorry babes. 761. jan. siokxin. chelk. alycia. pam. yes and all my dance mates.
im currently into reading. because its the only time i can find peace to myself. reading is good and makes me feel better because some cow in the book has a worse fate.
cartel/work is shit. because there are fucking rude customers each day. esp OFFICE LADIES and AUNTIES and JC kids. i shall give you a classic example/more of each. sorry if you're offended. im too tired to care, im just blogging out word for word.
OFFICE LADIES
3 OLs come in seated with their orders placed while 2 of their OLs arrived 15 mins later. the 2 OLs proceed with their orders. then obviously we serve the first 3 orders whilst the 2 later orders will arrive later right!?!? commen sense. CARTEL is not FINE DINING. (and even a fine dining does not ensure all 5 main course arrive at one time). that fucking FAT bitch complained that THEY HAVE TO WORK and their running late. FUCK LA CHAO CHEEBYE. you working i not working meh! unreasonable ok this one! obviously i tried my best to hurry the kitchen. but orders were piling up.. thr's nth we cld do. so she complained. whatever. thank you bye.
another OL placed her LV bag on the floor. on the floor leh, hahahahahaha
and another OL requested for bread. i kindly told her its self service at the counter. she insisted someone to take it for her. okay whatever i gave her a whole basket.
this OL best. come in and say table for 4. we gave her table for 4. then another friend came. she made us place an extra chair which obviously blocks the passageway. we suggested for her to change table she said no. wtffffffffffffffffff. its really squeezy ok! but im no pushover. i purposely made a bang on the chair everytime i pass. still, she did not budge. inconsiderate.
OLs are cheapo!!! because set lunch is only 9.50 and they still ask for discount!!!! CHEAPO CHEAPO CHEAPO! no money go geylang stand la. can buy LV still need discount?!?!? 9.50 means you save a bloody 95cents only!!!!
AUNTYS
i overheard this aunty. eh lets sit nearer to the bread station can take more bread. aunty!!!
there;s this aunty that wanted to make her payment and she shouted a HELLO damn loud ok! so i said THANK YOU BYE damn loud also and she complained. knn.
there's this aunty that waited 10 mins for her waffle and she got angry!!! i think its quite fast already. because the waffle machine takes 3 mins to prepare the waffle plus ordering time and keying of order. and nvm she complain abt the waiting time... when she made her payment. she threw her money at me. i was at the cashier. threw leh. WTF.
and all aunty ask the same fucking question!!! the bread free ah? KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
JC KIDS
there;s this time 4 JJC kids came to dine in. i was doing server. when i placed the GRILLED CHICKEN and CHICKEN AND FISH COMBO down.. after repeating each dish's name.. they looked fucking shocked. i stood there because i couldnt walk away as it wld be rude if their order was wrong. but... they looked up and asked... WHATS THE DIFFERENCE AH?
fuck. hello. there's the FISH. are you going to UNI to learn how a fish actually look like.
and 2 SAJC girls came in. i told them free seating and they chose an 8 seater table when there were clearly alot alot alot of 2 and 4 seaters couch available. MORE is MORE right. inconsiderate.
and 6 ACJC kids came to dine in. they wrote on their order pad. NO ONIONS and HAM. they ordered a HAM AND EGG SANDWICH. we did the sandwich according to what they want.. and when served. THAT SHORT SKIRT CELLULITE THIGHS girl exclaimed " OMG THIS SANDWICH LOOKS ORGANIC! " so i happily searched for the order pad but the cashier threw it away!!! nvm.. THE BITCHES suddenly remembered that they wrote NO ONIONS AND HAM. and requested we RE DO for them. UNREASONABLE AGAIN! but we just inserted HAM inside. FUCK CARE! i was really angry by her bitchyness.. so i purposely said aloud to the other staffs on shift. EH! MUST STUDY HARD... IF NOT YOU DONT KNOW THE MEANING of NO! " im not petty over this... but she did not have to be so... urgh you know. such a hippo. and i urge all JC kids to stop making their skirts shorter and shorter. when they sit down on the couch. their thighs show like some dinosaurs` and all the guys are laughing. just that they think its damn hot.
another 3 fugly JC kids came for interview. their attitude was bad. i just let them fill in the form for fun. not hiring. if hire them ah... cartel no men already.